I'm not from Pawnee, Indiana, but I got here as quick as I could. I thought we had some pretty nifty options for entertainment, but when I visited New York City this summer I said, "Mercy! There's a lot more stuff going on here!" Just to be sure I went to Trip Advisor, and sure enough, the math confirms it:
It's worth a trip to Cincinatti just to visit Jungle Jim's International Market. It's a stimulating experience with a surprise on every aisle. You know you're in for a treat when you find a place where someone cared enough about your happiness to install Port-a-potty doors as portals to the restrooms.